Funny Good Morning Messages for Him

When you’re in a meaningful relationship with a man, your heart could be filled with a lot of good morning words but you can still find it daunting to put such words together. Remember that most men enjoy naughty words to ease stress and forget about their worries. Spice it up with some Witty and Funny Good Morning Text Messages to make him smile.

If you are one of those finding it difficult to put hilarious words together, worry no more. Many of our Funny Good Morning Messages for Him make great funny morning greetings or jokes. Have some fun and share the laughter!

Funny Good Morning Messages to Husband

1. It’s a good morning today! It is daybreak, but do not break down! However, you can take a break from work.
2. Good morning my dear husband! What a bright morning! Oh, wait I have got to confirm that statement because I haven’t seen the daylight myself!
3. They say a smile creates greatness in personality and so does a wide-open pair of eyes in the morning!
4. You have shown me the reason to be happy, you teach me, love, in the purest form and I will give you all my heart for the rest of my life. Good morning my hero.
5. You made it through the night my King. It is day break so get up and reward yourself with a cup of hot coffee.
6. The morning is eventually here! Despite how many times you hit that snooze button of the alarm clock! Good morning dear husband.
7. Morning love! Make sure you have a bright and clear day and wear your glasses all through to ensure that though!
8. Good morning baby! Smiling faces pancakes awaits you at the breakfast table!
9. My husband, honey pie, sugar bunch you are amazing and deserve the best, let roll in love and swim in the ocean of love, I will keep my promise, don’t worry, am all yours forever. good morning and Love you.
10. It is that time of the day when your mind wants to be ready, but is antagonized by your body- which just wants to sleep a little more! Good morning.
11. Today will be a great day. There is a chance that your boss will sleep off in the office today and would not go on with the dreaded meeting! Good morning my sweetheart have a burst of beautiful sunshine.
12. Don’t you just hate that transitioning from dream life to real life?! Me too honey, me too.
13. I will love you, my husband, till the end, you would not understand the way my heartbeat when am with you. The man behind my happiness. Wish you a good morning.
14. I love you yesterday, I love today, I love now and tonight, I will love you tomorrow, my sweet husband. Good morning my love.
15. Handsome husband, you are making me go crazy, your looks and smiles kill my nerves; you are just the one I want and love. Good morning.
16. They say sleeping is a form of art, but wake up and come enjoy the live and physical art at your office desk! Good morning.
17. I can climb the highest mountain to scream your name my husband; your love is sweetening my heart. Good morning.
18. The busy day is about to begin!! Let the drums roll! And be sure to enjoy the party love!
19. What a morning with you, you are always in my heart, love you and wish am your only sweetheart, love to see you, my husband, Good morning.
20. Good luck to your waking up at the noon, reading this good morning text on your phone, and then going back to sleep again thinking it’s still early in the morning.
21. You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!
22. My husband doesn’t leave me, I can’t leave a day without you, you are the one I love and you will always be my number one. Lovely you, you are my true love, you inspired me, you give me all I ever wanted, you are so handsome. Good morning.
23. Your good morning text is my motivation to start every day. Don’t ever forget to text me in the morning unless you want to have a bad day! Good morning!
24. I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning!
25. Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!
26. It is the time to wake up to all your phone’s notifications and voice mails! Good morning dear husband!
27. Have an amazing time with your boss today my love. Try not to pour out your morning frustrations on him!
28. You might not have a chance at not waking up but you have a choice at tea or coffee!
29. You’re a charming prince in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Good morning!
30. Hey! This is to inform you that there will be a one-minute silence to commemorate the loss of the mosquitoes I killed last night for you! Good morning.

Funny Good Morning Messages to Boyfriend

1. I know I am the best thing that has happened to your life, but don’t just stare! Say good morning!
2. Good morning lazy! I am sure you must be hovering around for leftover pizza by now! Have a good day!
3. Who else thinks good morning wishes are overrated? Well, definitely not me! So have a good morning by the way!
4. Love you, my dear, the morning is so bright and you deserve a good message, you are special in my life and I will give my heart, my body, and soul. Have a loving morning.
5. Good morning my sweet love, thank God for another day, another beautiful morning to shout me name, life is beautiful and I’m so happy with you, lucky girl I am. Good morning.
6. Even the worst weather cannot spoil my day because my love for you grows every day by day, and stronger. Have a happy morning my Mr Handsome.
7. Keep smiling every morning; I love that beautiful smile which gives me inspiration and motivation to be who I am today. Good morning my love.
8. The best thing in life is to always wake up with loving people around you every morning and that’s me to you. I love you every day. Good morning.
9. I wish I can extend the morning so I can have a lot of time with you, you are my joy and my happiness. You are so loved, good morning.
10. What a special morning we have today with bright dew, I love morning because it’s so calm and cool and being with you at this time is loving.
11. Life is full of battles, and so is waking up in the morning!
12. I hope this good morning message doesn’t reach your way into the afternoon! Have a good day!
13. I wake up every morning to see your face, it really means blessing. You are my joy and my life revolves you. Good morning love.
14. Let me the first to fill your morning with love, care, and laughter, you are so dear to me, I care a great deal.
15. I appreciate your morning smile; you are irreplaceable in my life, I pray for many mornings with you. Good morning.
16. You are all I dreamt of tonight, I saw you looking so handsome, I gave my hands to you to hold tight and never let go. Hope to wake up with my hands on your chest, love you and have a wonderful morning.
17. What a bright morning we have today because you are at home today, you are the sun I see, the air I breathe, good morning my sweet love.
18. Every morning the sun makes a compliment to your handsome face and your cheerful heart, you are the dream of many ladies, I will be with you forever. Good morning love.
19. I want to let you know the space and position you belong in my heart but you may not understand the level at which you held in my heart, wish you a beautiful morning and a wonderful day.
20. I woke up today with the best morning eulogies meant for no one but you, but I have totally forgotten them! So I will just say GOOD MORNING!
21. Good morning my love. Enjoy both sunny sides; the one outside your window curtains, and the one on your breakfast plate!
22. You have only got five minutes to stay fully awake and get ready for your day. And your time starts now!
23. Wake up today and get the chance to go on full concert mode in the shower! So inspiring right?
24. Mornings might happen by itself, but you need to make the morning happen to you. Good morning my love.
25. Good morning darling, today I turned out to be sleeping beauty, so I need your kiss to wake me up this morning!
26. Good morning and have a nice nap! Just because I know you are pl anning on going straight back to bed.
27. Good morning there! I have got a surprise for you; just make sure you get back from the meeting with your boss alive! I love you.
28. The number of times you hit the snooze button is directly proportional to the number of times you are likely to turn out lazy! So wake up already!
29. Yesterday must have been cancelled, but not today. So wake up my love!
30. I have caught you making silent promises to your bed not to leave it. Your relationship with it might be strong, but my need to push you out of bed is stronger! Wake up it is daybreak.
31. I know you tend to be nocturnal, but mornings can be perfect. There is coffee, sunshine, and my good morning kisses!
32. A lot of people do not live by their motivational quotes, so no speech for you today honey!
33. I can’t afford a day without you, you are so dear to me, and wish my morning is always with you to start a new day and happy day. Good morning.
34. To have you in my life is a great feeling and I will not want to take that for granted, you mean a lot to me. Have a peaceful morning.
35. You could not believe it but my heart sings a poem for you this morning, say you love and believe my love for you. Have a beautiful morning.
36. Good morning to you is great to be alive, you are so blessed and good things will always come your way, have a wonderful day.
37. I wish the morning don’t go away, because you look so fresh and handsome every morning, keep looking fine am so proud of you.
38. My sweetheart, what can I do without you, you are my joy and my hope; I will love you tonight, today, tomorrow and forever. Good morning.
39. My love, how was your night, I will forever love you and be close to you, call me whenever you are lonely, I will be there for you. Good morning.
40. I have been thinking about how life will be without you, you are all I see in my dreams and the one person that never does the dishes after him.  Have a peaceful morning love.
41. The only one I keep talking about, you are incredible, and your touch and kiss take me down there where I really like to be. You are my source of happiness. Good morning.
42. It’s another night and I like the way you look at me, I like the way you say my name, I like everything about you, you are my everything love. wishing you a wonderful morning.
43. My sweetie, having you is the biggest thing that has happened to me, you are all that matters to my life. I will always love you, my love. Good morning.
44. You are all I think of, I sleep all night and dream of you, you can’t imagine how I feel about you; even words can’t explain how I feel for you. Good morning.
45. My love, let the light of love on and I will keep the light of love burning, the love you have always wanted is yet to be explored, you are my everything, I will never leave you, love. Wish you a good morning.
46. I am indebted to you, I can’t be if there is no you, you are so amazing and wonderful, you are my dream come true, love you, darling. I wish you a super good morning.
47. My love, let me be the woman that will care for you, the woman that will give you everything you want I, the woman that will hug and kiss you and the way and manner you want is me, just let be the woman in your life. Good morning.
48. You and I are meant to be together forever, you owe my heart and I will love you for that, you have occupied the empty spaces in my life, my love for you is forever. Good morning my love.
49. I want you to have it in mind that you have got a special gift, and that gift is me, I will be the special lady in your life that will make you smile every morning you see me. Good morning sweetie.
50. Love to say good morning first to you, you are so important to me and I can not go along with my daily activities without wishing you a loving and successful day. Sweet morning my sweetie.