Hilarious Antelope jokes: Have fun with these best Antelope questions and answers Jokes that will crack your ribs.
Q: Why couldn’t the wildebeests get married?
A: Because they cantelope. (cant elope)
Q: When does a antelope go “roarrrr”?
A: When it is learning a new language!
Q: What’s more amazing than a talking antelope?
A: A spelling bee!
Q: Did you know there’s a species of antelope that can jump higher than a two story house?
A: This is mostly because the antelope has powerful hind leg muscles, and houses can’t jump.
Q: What do you call an antelope that’s really bad at being an antelope?
A: A cantelope.
Q: Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?
A: She wanted to see her nephewlope.
Q: What do you call a negative antelope?
A: A Cantelope.
Q: What do African antelope herders and dyslexic politicians have in common?
A: They’re both very worried about gnu control.
Q: What do you call a pessimistic antelope?
A: A can’telope!
Q: Why wasn’t the hunter allowed to bring his antelope and buffalo with him on the plane?
A: You’re only allowed one carrion.
Q: What do you call an antelope that is forbidden to marry?
A: Cantelope.
Q: Why don’t antelopes play poker in the African grasslands?
A: Too many cheetahs.
Q: What do you call an antelope with a carrot in each ear?
A: Anything you want as he can’t hear you!
Q: What did the grape say when the antelope stood on it?
Q: Why did the antelope cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Q: What does a lion call an antelope?
A: Fast Food.
Q: What did they antelope say to the blade of grass?
A: Nice knawing you!
Q: Did you know that there’s a species of antelope capable of jumping higher than the average house?
A: This is due the antelopes unnaturally strong hind legs, and he fact that the average house can’t jump
The Wife
A guy brings a Antelope home , tells his wife it’s a pet.
She asks , “Where are you going to keep it?”
He repies , “In the bedroom.”
“But what about that horrible nasty smell?’ , she asks.
“I got used to you , I’m sure he will too!”
Movies
A man in a movie theater notices what looks like a Antelope sitting next to him.
“Are you a Antelope?” asked the man, surprised.
“Yes.”
“What are you doing at the movies?”
The Antelope replied, “Well, I liked the book.”