Funny Christmas messages are humorous and are meant to bring a smile on the face of friends. It’s that time of the year where all seriousness are kept aside while fun and laughter are the order of the day. Crack your friends up with our listed Funny Christmas wishes. The wishes can be sent through text messages with funny smiley, through cards with funny quotes or characters and also by uploading funny Christmas greetings wishes on social networking sites. Enjoy!
May Santa always stop at your house and bring you special gifts that you have been waiting for. Merry Christmas, mate. Enjoy the holiday seasons.
Finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas! I hope your Christmas celebration is out of the world. Enjoy the holiday season and have lots of fun.
I’ll swim through an ocean to save you. Ok, not an ocean but a pool definitely. But not too deep though because you know… I don’t want to wet my hair. Merry Christmas!
I wish Santa fills your gift box with money instead of gifts and toys. Merry Christmas!
Christmas season is the only time of the year when you should rather give more attention to your friends and family than to yourself. I’m counting on you to make my Christmas magical!
Worrying on what to do this Christmas season. Just sit down and enjoy the Merry.
Christmas is the magical time when your parents will go around telling your embarrassing childhood stories to everyone possible, so enjoy this holiday season! Merry Christmas.
Santa is not going to give gifts to bad friends. So its better you don’t expect one. Merry Christmas.
Christmas is a magical season. Your saving will quickly vanish without you noticing. You will only discover come January that you don’t have any money.
You are too young to go to a clubbing. Stay indoors and expect gifts from Santa. Merry Christmas!
I hope this Christmas God bless you with a slim figure so that you look a little smarter. I hope Santa won’t cancel my present for being a friend of yours. Merry Christmas, my friend.
Enjoy your Christmas holiday, the chicken and goose are waiting, don’t forget to send me the blessings. Merry Christmas my friend!
Merry Christmas! Do you know that Friendship is like a turd? No matter where you are or what you’re doing, a bit of it is always there inside you.
This Christmas, eat as many sweets as you want but don’t forget to brush your teeth. Remember last Christmas? No? Me neither. Merry Christmas, my friend.
Christmas means all about having special present and gifts. But who needs a Christmas gift when they have “me” in their life. Merry Christmas, dear friend. Enjoy yourself.
Christmas is fun until you don’t have to clean everything after the party. I hope your Christmas rocks and full of wonders. Happy X-mas, my dear friend.
Christmas is a competition to see which gives out first; your money or your feet. So, best of luck in this holiday season. I hope your Christmas is the “M” word! (Merry)
I wish you hit the jackpot for joy, happiness, and peace this holiday season. Merry Christmas!
May you have a wonderful Christmas 1900!
Christmas is tremendous as we buy gifts for this year’s holiday with next year’s money. Wishing you season’s eating and a bloody good New Year! Merry Christmas!