Funny Cloud Jokes, Puns

Best Cloud Questions And Answers Jokes That Will Take You To Cloud 9 And Make You And Your Friends Laugh.

Take your time to read these puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punch lines. We hope you will find these cloud computing puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Short Cloud Q&A Jokes

Q: What cloud is so lazy because it will not get up?

A: Fog.

Q: Why don’t meteorologists like to dine out on the moon?
A: The moon has no atmosphere.

Q: What is it called when a high pressure goes on vacation?
A: A Hiatus

Q: What do clouds want to be when they grow up?
A: Thunderstorms

Q: When is Monday coming?
A: MonSoon!

Q: What type of humor does a dust storm have?
A: A very dry sense of humor.

Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud.

Q: What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?
A: Thunder wear!

Q: Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
A: Because the clouds kept throwing shades.

Q: Where do clouds go to the bathroom?
A: Anywhere they want

Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud

Q: What do you get if you mix a very sad cloud and the ocean?
A: Tropical Depression.

Q: Why was the sun mad at the clouds?
A: Because the clouds kept throwing shades.

Q: What do you call the concentric clouds around a nuclear explosion?
A: Freedom rings.

Q: How can you wrap a cloud?
A: with a rainbow.

Q: What is a clouds favorite drink?
A: Mountain Dew

Q: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
A: UCLA

Q: Why are you being so Cirrus?
A: We need a stratusgy

Q: Why did the cloud apply to stormtrooper training school?
A: He mist.

Q: What’s worse than rain clouds? A:
When it’s hailing taxis.

Q: Where do clouds keep their money?
A: In a fog bank.

Q: What do you call a cloud that looks like a mermaid?
A: Aerial.

Q: What did the cloud say when it was getting robbed?
A: “It sure is muggy out.”

Q: What does a wealthy cloud do?
A:

Make it rain.

Q: What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?
A: It finds the nearest skyscraper.

Q: Why was the cloud not allowed to cross the border?
A: Because it was a for-Rainer.

Q: Why did the little clouds idolize the big cloud?
A: Because he was the raining champion.

Q: “Did you hear about the cloud who became king?”
A: He Rained for years.

Q: “Did you all hear the one about the cloud? ”
A: Never mind, it’ll probably go over your head.

One Liner Cloud Pun Jokes

• One cloud says to another, “Oh no, we don’t have enough water to make a rainstorm.”
  The other cloud says, “Don’t worry, we’ll make dew.”
• A Geordie chap walked into a hairdressers and asked “Can I have a perm please?” Hairdresser replied, “I wandered lonely as a cloud….”
• As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a cloud.
• A cloud floated into the bar and asked for a drink.
  The bartender said, “I’m sorry, but your thunder-aged.”
• I never knew how technologically advanced Moses was.
  But today I learned he had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
• I’m grateful for gravity.
  It keeps my head out of the clouds.
• I’d tell you a joke about a cloud but it would be over your head.
• A friend of mine is looking for an aerial water storage system. He’s working on a cloud based solution.
• I tried to catch a cloud yesterday.
  But when I swung my net, I mist.
• The problem with atmospheric scientists is that they always seem to have their head in the clouds.