Funny Good Night Messages For Friends

Friends are the realest people in your life. They usually don’t shy away from telling the truth, even when they think you may not like it. So when you have such friendship you tend to cherish it and make it flourish by the day with some funny good night messages.

Here are 80 great personalized goodnight messages with a little bit of humour to give your friend a chuckle before bed.

Funny Good Night Text Messages For Friends

1. My friend, I don’t want you to fall asleep during class tomorrow so call it a day and go to sleep! Good night to you!
2. Don’t you love it when we don’t talk all day, but we need to send a text wishing for a good night?
3. Isn’t it awkward when you are in the middle of a conversation and the other person falls asleep without saying goodnight? Glad that this is only the first time happens to us. So, accept me early good night dude.
4. The best part of falling asleep on the couch is waking up to that little text chime that tells you it’s time for bed. Good night.
5. May the darkness of the night fill your dreams! Sleep tight and good night!
6. I just had a nightmare, I saw you being kidnapped, I chased the kidnappers but could not get hold of them. Checking if you are safe! I wish you a good night which is free of nightmares!
7. As much as I appreciate your friendship, my best moment with you is when you wish me a good night. Goodnight my dear
8. Night is time to rest and relax. Do not spend time thinking about tomorrow! Just go to the words of dreams in peace. Good night!
9. I don’t have the energy to talk; this text is more than enough. See you tomorrow. Good night!
10. Being successful is not about how many friends you have, but the quality of friends. Good night my friend.
11. I almost never snore, but there was a strange snorting noise that woke me up last night when I dozed off reading my book. Well, good night.
12. Don’t you love how some people never say goodnight? Guess I’ll be the one to send these texts from now on.
13. Hug your teddy bear and think happy thoughts as you fall asleep. Hopefully, your bear does not hug you back. Goodnight.
14. I told your little brother that the boogey man will not come out unless your toes are out from under the blanket. Tuck in Good Night!
15. I just wanted to wish you a peaceful night of rest. I hope you remembered to check under your bed.
16. I want to say goodnight, but my brain wants to tell you more about how great my day was.
17. My pillow is angry with me because I am just not joining it in bed. Goodnight my dear friend.
18. Don’t waste thinking about your lost past, Don’t waste time for planning your future, Better kill some mosquito with that time So that you can sleep better. Good Night.
19. You’ve seen enough of the cruel world so better close your eyes already.
20. Sleeping is the only thing you’re good at besides breathing, so good night.
21. The sun is red, the sky is blue, I cannot stay happy, without disturbing you. Goodnight my love.
22. May tomorrow be finally the day you win at life. Sleep well!
23. Hey you, Yes you darling, holding the phone. You are asleep? No? Ok, good, cause I want to say good night before your eyelashes hug each other tightly.
24. When I say GOOD night, I actually want you to be a GOOD boy at night. So don’t think about any girl except me. Good night handsome.
25. That moment when you reach for your phone to text your friend goodnight and fall out of the bed.
26. I love how the moon shines in your window at night. Nothing like imagining a creepily animated moon peeping in at you as you sleep. Night!
27. Goodnight, don’t let the bed bugs bite. No, really, I think I saw one when I was at your house earlier. Sleep tight!
28. I am so glad that I can text you goodnight because I could never call everyone and wish them good night.
29. The moment that you log onto Facebook and realize that the person you just said goodnight to is online too.
30. I’ve been kidnapped by my pillow and blanket, but they promise to let me go in the morning so you can rest tonight knowing I’ll be fine.
31. I realize that I can’t sleep because I am awake in your dreams. I sent this message to wake you up so that I can get some rest. Goodnight.
32. I saw you this morning and wanted to say hello, but I didn’t want to run to catch up, so I’ll say goodnight instead.
33. Buddy, days are for working, eating, and enjoying yourselves while nights are specifically for resting purposes. So rest yourself and sleep early!
34. Dear friend, as your sole well-wisher, I want to inform you that you’re gonna regret playing games all night so much tomorrow. Please sleep!
35. Hey you, don’t hit the ‘Next episode’ button on Netflix anymore and give your eyes some rest! Hope you fall asleep and drift to dreamland soon!
36. Dear friend, I absolutely refuse to listen to your ranting about your lack of sleep tomorrow so don’t be annoying and sleep on time! Goodnight!
37. Every night about this time I transform into a phone bug that is able to travel through your cell phone frequencies and destroy your phone. So I better say good night before it’s too late!
38. I really appreciate your friendship, but my favorite moment with you by far, is when you wish me good night! 🙂
39. I want to talk but, I keep dropping my phone on my face. I’ll talk to you in the morning; good night dude!
40. Unfortunately, I have depleted all of the fuel in my body, so I must take a few hours to re-energize myself. I’d rather say good night instead of leaving you talking into the air!
41. Last night I had a dream, a weird, crazy dream after watching a thriller, tonight I watched a slasher film. Let’s see dreams await me tonight.
42. I just had a nightmare where you were abducted by aliens. I don’t know if it’s good or bad…Hey pal, I’m joking! Wishing you good night, free of nightmares!
43. Technically, I was already asleep, but I woke up remembering that I never wished you goodnight.
44. Just so you know, you don’t have to say goodnight to Facebook before you go to bed. It will never return the wish.
45. If the night seems to be slipping away, turn off your alarm clock and sleep through the morning. Goodnight.
46. I just can’t shake the feeling that there is someone in the woods behind your house. Sleep tight, we’ll talk about it in the morning.
47. I am so tired that my sheep are literally falling over the fence. Time for bed, goodnight.
48. I really need to get some sleep. The voices in my head are starting to make sense. Goodnight.
49. I toss and turn so much before bed that I feel like going to the gym in the morning is redundant. Well anyway, goodnight.
50. Sleep solves everything when you have a body pillow to cuddle up to. Sleep well my friend, I know that I will.
51. I tried to go to bed early, but that never works out when I bring my phone to bed. Get some sleep.
52. Good night, but rumor has it that tomorrow has been canceled so we can talk a little longer if you’d like.
53. The quietness of this beautiful night reminds me of you. How can I sleep peacefully at this night without disturbing you?
54. Hey, I just had a phone call from your bed because it could not reach you. Please contact your cold bed and the lonely pillows right now! And sleep tight!
55. If you can’t find sleep and you are always peeping on the phone to chat, just switch it off and enjoy your sleep. Good Night.
56. Do not sleep so tight until you can’t hear. When I was at your house earlier I saw bed bugs. Be on the lookout. Goodnight m.y friend,
57. I love how some people never say good night. Let me be the first to wish you a good night
58. If you feel lonely don’t worry. I am here to disturb you all the time. Now sleep well. Good night dear. Have a wonderful scary dream!
59. Thinking about you mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode. Good night!
60. Good night! May you be safe from the ghost under your bed!
61. The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. Good night!
62. Do you know why we close our eyes? When we pray, when we cry, when we dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are unseen and felt by the heart only, Goodnight my love.
63. Send me a text if nightmare kicks in and you cannot sleep at night. I will be your guardian angel no worries. Have a great time of sleep, dear.
64. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789*# Thanks God all the keypads are ok… Oh, anyway…Good Night! 😉

Funny And Sweet Good Night Messages For Friends

Make your friends laugh as you send them some funny good night messages for a good sleep and sweet dreams.

1. Welcome to Sweet Dreams airlines. We’ll be shortly arriving at Dreamland. Fasten blankets, puff the pillow, close your eyes and get ready to doze off! Good Night!
2. A very original good night wish only for you beware of cheap duplicates I’m the only authorized dealer for good night wishes. Good night, Sweet dreams!
3. Now 4.7 million people are going to sleep, 2.5 million are dreaming, 1.3 million are watching TV/ But one cute hearties reading my sweet Jokes, good night!
4. Good night sweetheart! Don’t look at the window at night. Also, don’t look under the bed. There may be something! Just kidding! Have a sweet dream my love!
5. You will have the sweetest dream tonight, but don’t get used to it because I am not available every night.
6. Soft fluffy clouds, puppies, acrobats, clowns, haunted amusement parks, chainsaw massacres … I got off track, but I was giving you some images to think about as you fall asleep. Sweet dreams!
7. My message is designed to drive away nightmares, so here is your daily dose so that you have sweet dreams tonight.
8. Sweet dreams! If you have nightmares tonight, give me a call because I’ll always have your back.
9. I’m glad you enjoyed the spicy-hot chili that I made for you, but I hope we can have a cease-fire and enjoy sweet dreams tonight.
10. I always send attachments with my messages, so here are some hugs and kisses to keep you comforted during the night. Sweet dreams!
11. Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight, Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight but don’t make it a habit, Because I’m not free every night, Good Night!
12. This message is full of hugs and kisses. Hold it tight to receive. Wishing you a sweet night, Good tight!
13. Nothing can take your valuable place in my life except a good night’s sleep. I am off to it, you do that too. Love yaa. Sweet dreams.
14. Good night and sleep well! Hope you have dreams as sweet as I am!
15. Oops! Ouch, I fell from the bed Trying to reach my phone just to say sweet dreams to you. Good night and Sleep tight.
16. The only way I can guarantee you a sweet dream is dreaming about me. So, what are you waiting for? Sleep tight!