Introducing yourself to a new crush can be confusing a times because you may not want to come off too strong saying the wrong things. Let us help you prepare on how to break the ice so that when you do finally text your person-to-be, you can hit them with the perfect pickup line.
We have compiled some of the best funny, cheesy, corny, cute and even hilarious bad pick-up lines that you can send as a chat message or text message to your crush. And hey, sometimes that’s all you need to break the ice. Here’s 35 funny pick up lines to win your love interest over with laughter.
35 Funny Pick Up Lines Ideas
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
Can you take me to the doctor? I just broke my leg falling for you.
Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot tea!
I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!
I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!
Can I walk you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
You must be exhausted, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.
There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don’t mind being lost at sea.
You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me.
I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.
I’m glad I remembered to bring my library card. ‘Cause I am totally checking you out!
I wasn’t always religious. But I am now, because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.
Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you’re the best a man can get!
If I’m vinegar, then you must be baking soda. Because you make me feel all bubbly inside!
Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.
Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
How much does a polar bear weigh? I don’t know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?
Was your mother a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.