Funny Speedy Recovery Messages To Make Someone Feel Better

Say bye bye to sickness Buddy! Get up out of that bed immediately let us go have some delicious chicken…. Are you looking for what to write in a speedy recovery card or say to your close friends, relatives, colleagues, or loved ones feeling unwell? Here are 100 humorous get well soon text messages and notes that you can pen in a card to lift someone’s spirit.

Important!

Note that the situation could be a sensitive one, therefore tread carefully when choosing a funny Speedy Recovery Message before sharing with others.

Hilarious Speedy Recovery Messages

• “Laughter offers you the quickest recoveries of all” – the kind of joke they tell you when you’re lying on a hospital bed with a zombie’s face. Get well soon!
• You look bad not because you are sick but because you are not allowed to use makeup now. Just kidding! Get well soon!
• You must be enjoying all the attention of people towards you. Get well soon because I need some attention too.
• Congrats you finally managed to get sick. Now, enjoy the royal treatment. Lucky you!
• Hoping for your fast recovery, so you stop getting all the special treatment. I’m jealous of you.
• I can’t believe that you fell and broke your ankle. Don’t let those crutches make you lazy! You still have to clean your room. Get better soon!
• Get better soon Mr. (name). Sickness is a mere shackle to bind you, and you are strong enough to break it.
• I was so sorry to hear about you and hope you’ll regain a fast recovery, if not then I’m going to break your legs again!
• I wish I was the hospital bed you are lying on right now. I would kick the sickness out of you and then kick you out of me!
• I’m really very sorry to hear that you aren’t feeling well and trust me; I too am feeling so bored, because we were supposed to go-to on the trip. Get well soon please.
• Congratulations you are officially sick! Enjoy the holidays. Relax a lot. And come back soon so that we also get the opportunity to fall ill.
• Disease? You can always punch it in the face, right? Get well soon, dear sister. We love you.
• If all the doctors are as hot as yours, I will choose to be sick every day.
• I knew you were desperately looking for time-off, but this one seems painfully long for us. Please dear, recover your lazy ass and come back to us!
• Get well soon or someone else gets the job of bringing chocolate for me and waking me up every day with a romantic text.
• Congrats you are formally debilitated! Appreciate the occasions. Unwind a ton. What’s more, returned soon so that we likewise get the chance to fall ill.
• I have been missing you so much for so many days that it has started to get a bit boring now. please get well and come back soon!
• The nurse that looked after you the other day was really beautiful. I hope she has a beautiful heart too. She will definitely get you recovered soon!
• Get well soon to eat all the chocolates people have brought you while visiting you. Okay?
• Quick recovery, love. I can’t stand that you have to eat bland food all day.
• I wish you speedy recovery, so we can have our next dates in a posh restaurant rather than a hospital canteen.
• I wish you speedy recovery, so we may continue to make fun of you without feeling awful.
• Have a swift recovery because I cannot go to the hospital for a second time. Hate that place.
• Get well soon and don’t worry, I’m bossing around the office. Hoping for a promotion as soon as you get here, though!
• I thought you were invincible, but this sickness proved me wrong. However, I know you can outrun it. Be better soon, dear colleague.
• I told your mom that I’m praying for your quick recovery. So, get well soon and make my prayers true, otherwise, I’ll stop doing so.
• Enjoy the royal treatment because my favorite colleague deserves everything royal. Get well soon, though.
• Tell us the truth. Is not this sickness give you a great chance to enjoy long holidays? Kidding, I hope you will get well soon.
• I envy you for getting paid while relaxing in the name of the illness. Kidding. Get well soon.
• I had bought some of your favorite chocolates but your doctor said you are not allowed to eat them. So, will you get well soon or I eat them all?

Funny Get Well Wishes

• Even viruses can’t resist someone charming like you. Hoping for your fast recovery.
• Everyone tells you to get better, but no one will ever tell you how. I know the secret: sleep and sleep and sleep some more.
• Falling ill is a great opportunity to get paid offs at work, vacation from school, get your beauty sleep, and most importantly, to fund our poor doctors.
• As soon as your mother informed me that you are sick, I got some strawberries. I ate them, so get better.
• Can you not live a minute without people’s attention? You sure do survive that surgery, though. I cannot wait for you to stand on your own legs.
• There are so many ways of getting fat and fluffy, lying in a hospital bed isn’t just one of them. So please get well soon and get off of it.
• Wishing you a speedy recuperation since we have a major match one week from now. I figure you likewise would prefer not to miss it too.
• You could’ve just told me you wanted me to bring you some flowers. You didn’t have to get sick.
• I hear that the nurses in the hospital are hot! You might not want to get better too fast if it’s true.
• I heard that there are some really hot nurses in the hospital. Is that the reason why you’re not getting well? You know what’s going to happen if it’s true!
• I know you are getting a lot of attention nowadays. Just so you know, I’m also getting some unexpected attention from some unexpected people. Get well soon before it’s too late!
• Helplessly lying in your bed makes you vulnerable to whatever I wanted to do to you. Are you ready? Quick recovery!
• Don’t worry, you’ll get well soon. Viruses will get tired of you pretty soon.
• Get well soon and come back. We are all waiting to know how hospital food tastes like.
• I know you want some special attention. But honey, this isn’t the right way. Please get well soon.
• There is one thing you know better than anyone else – how to get sick. Just joking. Get better soon.
• Things are a little out of hand, but we are trying to hold it together till our boss gets here. Get well soon!
• What’s the virus doing with you? Tell that virus you are taken forever. Get well soon.
• I think you lost your cape, and that is why you fell sick. But happy to know about the successful surgery. Get well soon, dear.
• I knew you were lazy but laying in the hospital bed all day is a bit extreme. Get well soon.
• Writing these several lines in order to encourage you, because I know you a nervous person. Have a very quick recovery and get well soon.
• You are stealing my attention being in sickbed all the time. Get well soon quickly, will you?
• I know getting food served in your bed feels really nice, and all, but you need to get well soon too.
• I know I’m not an exciting, fabulous boyfriend, but at least I’m more interesting than some white bedsheets and some tasteless hospital foods. Get well soon!
• If I tell you to ‘get well soon’ that means you need to get better right away.
• You have no right to get sick. Remember, you are my hero? You are supposed to be strong. Speedy recovery buddy.
• Wishing you a quick recovery because we have a big match next week. I guess you also don’t want to miss it too.
• I love you brother. But until you get better, let’s maintain social distancing.
• I decided to send you a get-well card, and then I realized that I don’t know what to say besides get well. So, get well!

Hilarious Quick Recovery Messages

• I drank four beers to keep my anxiety on a leash while your surgery was going on. Hope I will get you soon to give me company at bar.
• Staying away is fine, but staying away in a hospital bed is not. Get well soon, love.
• Tell that virus some jokes. Your horrible humor might scare it away, sister. Get well soon.
• If I wish you to get well soon, then I think it wouldn’t be soon enough. That’s why I’m praying for you to get well now!
• In the event that I wish you to get well soon, then I think it wouldn’t be soon enough. That is the reason I’m appealing to God for you to get well now!
• Your surgery snatched away the limelight, and I hope that was your plan of the day. Now recover soon from this and meet me soon.
• No, I don’t miss you, but instead, I’m curious how the hospital food taste like so get well and come back soon.
• Nothing can take you from us, as long as you have unfinished work in the office. I wish you speedy recovery because everyone is waiting for you to make a comeback!
• Now and again I believed that you are some sort of strong, however now I realize that you are human as well. Get well when possible.
• Only love can cure everything. So dear, I’m sending my heartfelt love for you. Accept it and feel it in your heart. You’ll surely get well soon!
• Petitioning God for your fast recovery. Show signs of improvement soon or I’ll break your legs once more. Simply joking dear, get well soon.
• Sending my heartfelt wishes that may you completely recover very soon. Because I don’t like coming to the hospital!
• Sick people need to be quarantined. You are not allowed to kiss your boyfriend.
• Since we have a major presentation one week from now, wishing you a speedy recuperation. Because I do not want to work alone.
• It’s pretty quiet in the office for a few days. We miss your yelling at us, boss. Get well soon.
• Its been a long vacation for you. Get well now and come back. Let’s hope you don’t feel sick again after seeing the amount of work piled up for you here!
• Just get well soon already, or else I am ready to smash your other good leg too.
• Like acing the life, you have aced the surgery too—much love to you dear. Now have a swift recovery.
• No sickness in the world has the power to keep someone as strong-willed as you down. Get better soon.
• Sometimes I thought that you are some kind of invincible, but now I know that you are human too. Get well as soon as possible.
• The boss won’t let you die until you finish his job. So, come back and finish it if you want to die in peace. Get well soon!
• The doctor says you are on a soft diet right now. So, I will start eating all the fruits and cakes that you have here on your table.
• It seems that you’re getting attached to your hospital bed. Come on bro, fight for your recovery and get back home soon.
• No wonder you’ve forgotten we’ve got a match next week. So, you better get well really very soon.
• Your first job after becoming healthy is to buy me food from my favorite restaurant.
• Your mom told me you were sick, so I made you a get well cupcake. But, I ate it, so get well.
• The herd is getting scattered without the leader. Get well soon and come back, boss.
• You have always been sick. I knew it all the way. You are admitted to the hospital for the wrong reason pal. Just kidding! Get well soon!
• You have been whining about getting off work, so god really heard you.
• I think it will be better if I will be the one to end your life rather than be killed by that damn sickness that you have. Smile. That is good for your health!
• I think you are enjoying this ‘falling ill’ situation too much. Have a swift recovery now, dear.
• You just needed a HUGacetamol and a KISSpirin to get well. You are sick because you miss me so.
• Don’t worry we are counting your sick leave. Rules are rules and work for everyone, right? I wish you speedy recovery.
• Even Superman has a weakness. Though you are feeling weak now, know that you will be strong again. Until then, may peace be with you.
• For someone who doesn’t know how to do things right, you really know how to get sick well.
• Get better already, or I might just replace you with someone healthy who will send me cute texts every morning.
• Enough funding the poor hospital chap! Get well soon now.
• Even missing you is boring to me these days, please get well soon and come back.
• Here are my get well wishes to you. I hate seeing you blue, so kick this bug in the butt and have a speedy recovery.
• Hoping for your complete recovery, because I don’t want to come to the hospital for a second time!