Let us help you laugh your way out of winter glum to brighten your spring day, we collected the best inspiring and funny jokes about spring, from rain to flowers.
Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During Ape-ril showers!
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May!
Q: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?
A: Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March!
Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring-time!
Q: How do you know flowers are friendly?
Q: How did the bee brush his hair?
A: With a honecomb.
Q: Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike?
A: It lost its petals.
Q: Does February like March?
A: No, but April May.
Q: When do monkeys fall from the sky?
A: During APE-ril showers.
Q: What do you get when two plants kiss?
A: Tulips!
Q: What goes up when the rain goes down?
A: Umbrellas.
Q: What falls but never gets hurt?
A: The rain!
Q: What did the tree say to spring?
A: What a re-leaf!
Q: What did the dirt say to the rain?
A: If this keeps up my name will be mud.
Q: Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
A: Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
Q: What did the big flower say to the little one?
A: You’re really growing, bud!
Q: What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant?
A: Egg-plants!
Q: What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?
A: A son-flower!
Q: What type of bird should you never take to the bank?
A: A rob-in.
Q: Which month can’t make a decision?
A: MAY-be.
Q: What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
A: It cracks up.
Q: What did summer say to spring?
A: Help – I’m about to fall!
Q: What month always asks questions and permission?
A: May!
Q: What kind of garden does a baker have?
A: A flour garden.
Q: Why did the bird go to the hospital?
A: It needed tweet-ment!
Q: Can bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their yellow jackets!
Q: Why did one bee tease the other bee?
A: Because he was acting like a bay-bee!
Q: How does the sun listen to music?
A: On the ray-dio.
Q: Why did the farmer bury all his money?
A: To make his soil rich.
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them.
Q: What kind of bow can’t be tied or untied?
A: A rainbow.
Q: Do you know about April 1st?
Q: Why did the gardener plant a seed in the pond?
A: To grow a water-melon.
Q: What is spring’s favorite type of pickles?
A: Daffo-dills!
Q: Why did the worm cross the ruler?
A: To become an inch worm.
Q: What’s a baby chick’s favorite food?
A: Eggplant
Q: What’s a tree’s favorite drink?
A: Rootbeer!
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A “b” comes after it!
Q: Why was the baby strawberry sad?
A: His mom was in a jam!
Q: Why was the bee mad?
A: You’d be mad too if someone stole your honey and nectar.
Q: How excited was the gardener about spring?
A: So excited he wet his plants.
Q: What does winter fat turn into?
A: Spring rolls.
Q: How do you make a waterbed bouncier?
A: Fill it with spring water.
Q: What is the shortest month of the year?
A: M-A-Y.
Q: What do you call a well-dressed king of the jungle?
A: A dandy lion!
Q: What flower does everyone have on their face?
A: Two-lips!
Q: What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?
A: One with a hoppy ending!
Q: What flowers grow on faces?
A: Tulips (Two-lips)!
Q: Why are trees very forgiving?
Q: Why is the letter A like a flower?
A: A bee (B) comes after it!
Q: When do people start using their trampoline?
A: Spring-Time
Q: What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A: A hot cross bunny
Q: What did the tree say to spring?
A: What a re-leaf.
Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lily!
Q: What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?
A: Hop Suey!
Q: What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A: Bugs Bunny
Q: What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A: Two points just like everybody!