Question and Answer Weather Jokes: There are a ton of weather jokes that you can share with friends to get them giggling.
The weather is one of those things that you may not be aware of unless it’s extreme, but it touches every aspect of our lives. It’s little wonder there are so many phrases and expressions revolving around it! Real-life weather isn’t always a laughing matter but these funny weather Q&A jokes listed below will surely crack your ribs:
Q: What type of lightning likes to play sports?
A: Ball lightning.
Q: What did one lightning bolt say to the other?
A: “You’re shocking!”
Q: Whatever happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
A: Let’s just say it was an udder disaster.
Q: What did one thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A: “You make my temperature rise.”
Q: I heard Humpty Dumpty had a great summer…
A: But he had a horrible fall.
Q: Why is the sun so smart?
A: It has over 5,000 degrees.
Q: What do you call it when it’s pouring ducks and geese?
A: Fowl weather!
Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sun-day, of course.
Q: What does a weatherman wear under his trousers?
A: Thunderpants.
Q: What happens when the fog lifts in California?
A: UCLA!
Q: Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
A: She expected some change in the weather.
Q: What’s the difference between weather and climate?
A: You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
Q: What did one hurricane say to the other?
A: “I have my eye on you.”
Q: Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
A: To cloud nine.
Q: How hot is it?
A: It’s so hot that when I t
Q: What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree?
A: Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job!
Q: What do you call a sheep with no head and no legs?
A: A cloud!
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q: How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?
A: Go outside and look up.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sports car?
A: “Want to go for a spin?”
Q: What do you eat when you’re stuck in cold weather and angry about it?
A: A brr-grr.
Q: If an orchestra plays in a thunderstorm, who’s most likely to get struck by lightning?
A: The conductor.
Q: What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Hail!
Q: How do you prevent a summer cold?
A: Catch it in the winter.
Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!
Q: What does a cloud wear under his raincoat?
A: Thunderwear.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature.
Q: What does everyone listen to, but no one believes?
A: The weather reporter.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back.
Q: Why did the lightning get into trouble?
Q: What do you call a bear that got caught in a storm?
A: A drizzly bear.
Q: What is a queen’s favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Reign!
Q: Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
A: Fo’ drizzle.
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: “Two’s company. Three’s a cloud.”
Q: When are your eyes not eyes?
A: When the cold wind makes them water!
Q: What’s a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister!
Q: What did one volcano say to the other?
A: “I lava you.”
Q: What bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow.
Q: Why is sex like a thunderstorm?
A: “You never know how many inches you’ll get and how long it’ll last.”
Q: How is a man like the weather?
A: Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Q: Why is there no gold at the end of the rainbow?
A: The Leprachan took it and sold it to Cash4Gold!
Q: Did you hear the joke about an Earthquake and Japanese nuclear reactor?
A: Not cool.
Q: What’s worse than an earthquake ravaging a city?
A: The ensuing Tsunami washing everything away!
Q: Did you hear about the woman who wore sunglasses?
A: She took a very dim view of things.
Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
A: They peel!
Q: What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Q: Did you Sea what I did there?
A: …I’m shore you did, beach.