Looking for winter-themed fun? We have got the funniest Winter Joke Collections for both kids for in the classroom and adults in the cabins.
These hilarious winter questions and answers joke will definitely bring fun and laughter in your midst during the season. Enjoy!
Q: What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?
A: Polaroids!
Q: Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Q: What did the snowman eat?
A: icebergs with chilli sauce.
Q: What do you use to catch an Arctic hare?
Q: What did the tree say after a long winter?
A: What a re-leaf.
Q: What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A: A receding hare line.
Q: Why did Frosty the snowman want a divorce?
A: Because he thought his wife was a flake
Q: Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?
A: When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
Q: Why do seals swim in salt water?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Q: Where can you find an ocean without any water?
A: On a map!
Q: What’s an ig?
A: A snow house without a loo!
Q: What eight letters can you find in water from the Arctic Ocean?
A: H to O! (H20)
Q: What do you call a gangsta snowman?
A: Froze-T
Q: Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q: What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?
A: Leeks!
Q: If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
A: Snowbows.
Q: What did one Greenland Shark say to the other?
A: “Say, good lookin’… didn’t I meet you last night at the feeding frenzy?”
Q: What’s a sign that you have an irrational fear of icebergs?
A: You start having water-tight compartments installed in your pants.
Q: What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?
A: “Dam!”
Q: What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?
A: Cold cream.
Q: Why was the snowman sad?
A: Cause he had a meltdown.
Q: Why was the Saami herder given an umbrella?
A: Because of the rain, dear.
Q: What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A: I have no eye deer.
Q: What did Amaruq say after building an igloo out of crystal clear ice?
A: “Living in a transparent igloo has its disadvantages – but you should see the murres smack it!”
Q: Why didn’t the tourist in the Arctic get any sleep?
A: He plugged his electric blanket into the toaster by mistake – and kept popping out of bed all night!
Q: What happened when all the muskox wool that was collected was stolen?
A: The police combed the area.
Q: What did one Arctic murre say to the other?
A: “What? We flew 2000 miles for THIS?!”
Q: What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?
Q: What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?
A: The crack of dawn!
Q: If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
A: No privacy!
Q: What did the walrus say when it was late?
A: “I would have been here sooner, but my iceberg hit a ship.”
Q: When are your eyes not eyes?
A: When the cold Arctic wind makes them water!
Q: What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?
A: “Want to go for a spin?”
Q: Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?
A: They’re both below C level!
Q: What are caribou calves given to wear?
A: Hoof-me-downs.
Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?
A: “You hang around while I go on ahead.”
Q: What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
Q: What do Saami reindeer herders say to reindeer who complain?
A: “Venison!”
Q: What do you call fifty penguins in the Arctic?
A: Lost! REALLY lost! (Penguins live in Antarctica.)
Q: Why aren’t penguins as lucky as Arctic murres?
A: The poor old penguins can’t go south for the winter.
Q: How do you keep from getting cold feet?
A: Don’t go around BRRfooted!
Q: What do you call a snowman party?
A: A snowball
Q: What does a cyclist ride in the winter?
Q: Where do seals go to see movies?
A: The dive-in!
Q: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?
A: Owlgebra.
Q: What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?
A: A nervous wreck.
Q: How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
A: You wake up wet!
Q: What did Frosty the Snowman and Elvira name their baby?
A: Frost-bite.
Q: What is the month that people sleep the least in?
A: February
Q: What’s the difference between a walrus and a banana?
A: You’d better find out, because if you ever try to peel a walrus…
Knock Knock!
Who’s There?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
‘Scold outside!