Funny Tornado Jokes: Take a look at these tornado puns and riddles punchline, questions and answers jokes that you can play or share with friends and family. We hope you will find these tornado cyclone puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Best Tornado Punchline Jokes
- Your mama’s so fat a tornado can’t even suck her up.
- I just threw a hazard sign into a tornado: I was throwing caution to the wind!
- What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? – They all get the house.
- A tornado is a lot like having an affair.
At first there is a lot of blowing, but in the end, you just lose your house.
Funny Tornado Question and Answers Jokes
Q: What do a tornado, a hurricane and a redneck divorce have in common?
A: In the end, someone is going to loose a house trailer.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite dessert?
A: Funnel cake!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister!
Q: What is the most popular game played by tornadoes?
A: Catch my drift
Q: Why did the weathermen, who each broke an arm and a leg in a tornado, call the hospital?
A: They needed the four casts.
Q: What happened to the cow that was lifted into the air by the tornado?
A: Udder disaster!
Q: What did the tornado say to the other tornado?
A: You turn me on.
Q: What type of storm tears things apart?
A: A tornado.
Q: Did you hear about the tornado that swept through the cemetery?
A: Hundreds dead.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: It was out of wind.
Q: What did one tornado say to the other?
A: Let’s twist again, like we did last summer….
Q: Why do tornadoes move so erratically?
A: They are dizzy
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game?
A: Twister!
Q: Why did the tornado only ever wear a monocle?
A: Because he only had one eye!
Q: What did the tornado say to the washing machine when he asked her on a date?
A: Want to go for a spin?!
Q: Why should you avoid tornado chasers?
A: Because they’re always passing wind!
Q: What did one tornado say to the other at the dance?
A: Let’s twist again, like we did last summer!
Q: What did one tornado say to the other?
A: I have my eye on you!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite movie?
A: Gone With the Wind!
Q: What does a tornado wear under his clothes?
A: Thunderwear!
Q: Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado?
A: It was an udder disaster!