Tsunami Jokes For Fun Game Time

Check out these funny collections of tsunami questions and answers joke that will make you laugh out loud.

Best Tsunami Jokes

1. Large tsunami hits Mexico – 300k were killed…
   …Canada sends money, Brazilia sends food, USA sends 300k mexicans.
2. It’s a great time to live in California
   Because all the giant tsunamis caused by the giant earthquakes can put out the giant fires
3. A blind man got hit by a tsunami
   He didn’t sea it coming
4. Dying in a tsunami isn’t so bad…
   At least the earth gives you a wave goodbye.
5. A dolphin goes into the bar.
   The barman says, ‘Well, that was a bloody big tsunami!’

Funny Tsunami Jokes Q&A

Q: What detergent do Tsunami victims use to wash their clothes?
A: Tide!

Q: How do Tsunami victims clean themselves?
A: They wash up on shore!

Q: What’s worse than an earthquake ravaging a city?
A: The ensuing Tsunami washing everything away!

Q: What did the tsunami say to Japan?
A: Nothing, it just waved

Q: Did you hear about the new fad Japanese diet?
A: Swim Fast

Q: What is the main sport in Indonesia?

A: BODY SURFING

Q: Following the Tsunami why are fish getting revenge?
A: They are now eating raw Japanese people!

Q: How do you find a prostitute in Sri Lanka?
A: They’re in the fish net.

Q: How do people in the Pacific Rim say HI to each other?
A: They Wave!

Q: Why does a Tsunami give sharks diarrhea?
A: They end up eating Asian food all week!

Q: What is a Tsunami’s favorite song?
A: The Flood!

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off his bike?
A: He was hit by a whale.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
A: Tsunami Victims

Q: What do you get if you a cross a card game with a tsunami?
A: Bridge over troubled water.